As a guy, it probably does not need to be said that I do not understand women, or their “fashon” choices.
Most of it, I just nod my head to, or ignore. But there are just some things that either baffle me, or are a total
turn off.
Huge Sunglasses
Seriously. What is up with those?
Sunglasses have one main purpose. To protect our eyes from the bright sunlight. But I see women wearing these at all times of the day or night. Kinda makes it hard for us to look you in the eyes (who wants to look at those tacky ass sunglasses?), so instead, look for something else to focus on. Something lower.
Some of the following images are probably NSFW
Which brings me to:
Cleavage Tattoos
First of all, in my opinion, if you wear a shirt that shows massive amounts of cleavage, you have no right to complain
at us if we look. But when you ruin that wonderful view with a, usually tacky, colorful, eye catching, tattoo, and still get mad at us, that’s entrapment.
Speaking of tattoos placed just right to get us in trouble, love em or hate em, everyone looks at them,
Yes, the tramp stamp.
I wouldn’t like them if they were painted on by Michelangelo. No matter how witty or original you think
your tramp stamp is, its just tacky and cliche.
The tramp stamp has its uses, few of them good. It gives that guy you picked up at the bar after your 10th appletini, something to look at while he nails you from behind. It draws our eyes to your ass, which you will promptly bitch about claiming we are objectifying you, and it lets us know you are either a tramp, or trailer trash.
Speaking of useless, tacky tattoos, the next tattoo I’m going to talk about has exploded on the scene the past few years, every girl fresh out of highschool has one, and some (confused?) guys have them too.
Unless your a sailor, you should not have a nautical star tattooed on your body. I have asked every girl I have seen that has had this tattoo what it meant, and I have gotten a different answer every time. Most of them had no idea it had anything to do with sailing and navigating, or finding your way home.
It seems to be the new “fancy Asian characters” tattoo which every poser known to man has, which probably mean “stupid gaijin”. But that topic has been done to death, so I won’t talk about it.
The last on my list of tattoos, are tattoos on the breasts/nipples.
I admit it, I am a breast man. I love breasts of all shapes, sizes, colors. And, contrary to what you may be thinking after reading this post, I love tattoos, not all tattoos, but tactfully placed, non-cliche, tattoos are fine with me.
But when you combine my favorite part of the female body, with tattoos, like on the woman above, that just ruins it for me. That is a desecration of your beautiful breasts.
Now, to go a bit north of that, we have the trucker hat.
Ah yes, the trucker hat, the key fashion accessory of, well, are they blind?
I don’t care how hot or sexy you are, unless your a 300lb truck driver named Russel, you have no right nor reason to wear one of these items.
Last on my list, for now, is anything Lady Gaga would ever consider wearing.
Need I say more?